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  1. Nov 4, 2014 · 1. “Welcome to the Academy Awards. Or as it’s known at my house, Passover.” Hope’s most famous crack about his most famous running gag at the Academy Awards: never winning an Oscar...

  2. Jun 3, 2023 · 105 Bob Hope Quotes, Jokes, One Liners and Sayings from Great Comedian. Bob Hope, born Leslie Townes Hope in 1903 in Eltham, England, is widely celebrated for his sharp wit and rapid-fire jokes. Moving to Ohio in 1907, he became an American citizen in 1908.

  3. "You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing." — George Bernard Shaw "The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." — Doris Day "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." — Bob Hope "I'm very pleased to be here.

  4. Bob Hope’s legacy as a comedic genius endures through his timeless jokes and one-liners. His ability to make people laugh and forget their troubles was a gift that continues to bring joy to generations.

  5. Mar 31, 2023 · Sometimes the best jokes are simply stating the obvious. “I still chase women, but only downhill.”. At the age of 70, Hope mocked his own womanizing ways and declining physical health. “My mother thought the doctor had left the stork and taken the baby.”.

  6. Jun 14, 2021 · "Bob celebrates his 100th birthday this year, and to mark the occasion, he shares this extraordinary recollection in the form of his best jokes and comic anecdotes, organized by the stages of his life. Each of the ten chapters corresponds to a decade in Bob's phenomenal career (and features remarkable photos of him at that age).

  7. Mar 13, 2014 · Bob Hope : my life in jokes. by. Hope, Bob, 1903-2003; Hope, Linda. Publication date. 2003. Topics. American wit and humor. Publisher. New York, N.Y. : Hyperion.