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  1. Nov 4, 2014 · 1. “Welcome to the Academy Awards. Or as it’s known at my house, Passover.” Hope’s most famous crack about his most famous running gag at the Academy Awards: never winning an Oscar...

  2. "You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing." — George Bernard Shaw "The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." — Doris Day "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." — Bob Hope "I'm very pleased to be here.

  3. Jun 14, 2021 · "Bob celebrates his 100th birthday this year, and to mark the occasion, he shares this extraordinary recollection in the form of his best jokes and comic anecdotes, organized by the stages of his life. Each of the ten chapters corresponds to a decade in Bob's phenomenal career (and features remarkable photos of him at that age).

  4. Discover Bob Hope quotes about age. Share with friends. Create amazing picture quotes from Bob Hope quotations.

  5. Bob Hope’s legacy as a comedic genius endures through his timeless jokes and one-liners. His ability to make people laugh and forget their troubles was a gift that continues to bring joy to generations.

  6. Mar 31, 2023 · Sometimes the best jokes are simply stating the obvious. “I still chase women, but only downhill.”. At the age of 70, Hope mocked his own womanizing ways and declining physical health. “My mother thought the doctor had left the stork and taken the baby.”.

  7. Mar 14, 2016 · Bob Hope (seen here aged around six) made a joke in 1990 about Macaulay Culkin, then aged around nine, when he found world fame as star of the first Home Alone film. Picture: PA/Rex Features...